Posted by admin | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 09-01-2009
Tags: feline tail biting
Would You Watch World Feline Wrestling Federation Matches?
The cats would wear outfits, and have special names. The referee would be a dog, possibly a Beagle. There would be pretty girls to hold up the round number cards.
There would be jumping off the ropes, and tail swinging, and lots of meowing.
There would be different weight classes all the way from little cats to giant enormos weighing 30 to 40 pounds.
Clawing a biting would be illegal, but the ref would only see what it sees, and beagles don’t see that well.
There would be belts.
And product endorsements for IAMS and Meow Mix, and Tidy Kat, and Catnip Mice, and Cat Bells.
The spectators would be prone to betting and catcalls.
You could watch on cable, or just leave the TV on so your cat could watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q5TGB4riqw
my cat knows Ju Jitsu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH3D2F29-PY&feature=related
what does a cat do to counter the Street Fighter 4 Dan Taunt…..go for the takedown…
Feline Hypersthesia Syndrome
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